Audrina Patridge pictures and gossip

If Audrina Patridge did the same thing for “The Hills” as she did for Maxim, there would be no reason for guys to not watch the show, and you’d be saving a lot of money too.  I mean, with a rack like that, there’s no need to have such mediocre things as writers, costume designers, [...]

Audrina Patridge, like any celebrity with an important message, wants to make sure everyone is aware how important alcohol, in this instance Bombay Sapphire, is to having a successful party.  However, from the looks of her brimming glass, this message is mostly directed towards the ugly drunk whores and the men who are left with [...]

So the updating has been pretty sporadic lately, mostly because I’m irresponsable and lazy.  It’s unforgivable, I know but I’ll try to make it up with you people with a load of new bikini pictures today.  I can’t however show you any with Audrina Patridge’s ass.  I think it’s because it was stolen and replaced [...]

I think I pretty much rant and rave once a week about Audrina Patridge’s fantastic fake chest, but I think it’s justified.  The doctors really did a fantastic job.  I see so many crappy boobjobs it’s really amazing.  Just think about that douchy guy in your highschool who was always fascinated with breasts.  Well, that [...]

It seems if you want to spend an evening with Audrina Patridge all you have to do is mix up a roofie colada or drop $10,000.  Either way all you get is 2 hours.
Audrina will make $10k for two hours worth of “work” at a nightclub in San Diego — and by “work” we mean [...]

There’s not much else I can say about Audrina Patridge’s fake yabos that I haven’t already said.  So I’ll just say the same thing all over again.  She has fantastic fake boobs.  Listen pal, if you’re looking for fresh unique articles why don’t you go pick up a Red Book and sip your smoothie coolada [...]

God knows these two have had a rough week going to events and looking hot, it’s so nice to see them finally taking it easy and getting some relaxing sun.  I wonder if they will have time to party this weekend what with their rammed schedule of…..partying and doing nothing.  Gee I hope so.
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I love fake boobs and Audrina Patridge obviously loves to show them off.  I mean do you think she would be getting the same kind of attention if she was flat as a board?  Definitely not.  Fake boobs is a perfect way to get noticed, even if you’re a fugly monster like Tori Spelling.  Look [...]

Audrina Patridge said she regrets taking the nude pictures that have now surfaced.
“Regarding the photos that someone released to the public today without my consent, I wanted you to know they were taken when I was just out of high school and beginning to model,” Patridge said.
“I was naive, overly trusting of people and inexperienced,” [...]