Aubrey O’Day decided to go for broke in Vegas and show off everything: TITS, ASS- everything.

I haven’t heard much about her lately, which is the kiss of death for a starlet, right?

Aubrey obviously was tired of being ignored. And I must say, her strategy has worked. I’m very happy to check out her tits and ass again.

Now if only she’d do another photoshoot for Playboy. You know, so she could lose the bikini. That fabric just gets in the way.

I promise, Aubrey, you’d have my undivided attention then.

Photos by FAME

What better way to get a starlet (or whatever the hell Aubrey O’Day is) than to celebrate, well… her?

Let me tell you: as long as Aubrey keeps flashing those tits, I will be HAPPY to celebrate this chick!

Now if that Planet Hollywood had done something, like, made a cast of those tits, then I bet people would be LINING UP to get into that joint. Hell, Planet Hollywood could probably charge more to get to eat at the table closest to the bust of those breasts.

Let the kids go eat in another part of the restaurant.

Photos by FAME

Aubrey O’Day posted this picture of herself on twitter with this caption: “Instead of be reckless in AC, I’ve chosen to simmer n my hot tub & snuggle in bed, night tweets!” Man, I have GOT to meet this chick!

Meanwhile, check out these luscious links:

• Did you check out Sarah Shahi in Fairly Legal? – Moejackson
• How much would you pay to hang out with Jennifer Aniston? For me, the price would be heavily dependent on how much she’s supposed to wear: if she strips down, like she does for photoshoots, then I’d pay A LOT. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Bree Olson wants to hook up with Charlie Sheen. She’d better make sure she gets paid UP FRONT. – Celebslam
• Jake Gyllenhaal’s trying to make nice with Taylor Swift. Dude, it is TOO LATE. She’s probably already penned the song about how you dumped her ass. – The Blemish
• Is Halle Berry really a crazy bitch? Color me surprised. – Yeeeah
• Gemma Merna is SEXY on the RISE. I concur. – CityRag
• Megan Fox better be careful: she’s starting to look as skinny as Angelina Jolie. But she’s still pretty damn hot. – Hollywoodtuna

What better way to celebrate Barbie’s 50th birthday than the arrival of Abrey O’Day?  If you think of it this way, if the space time continum was to be altered in any sort of way, we would probably have to rejoice in the thought of children the world over aspiring to be just like her.  I mean, she has just as much of plastic on her if not more packed in every sweaty nook and cranny she has to offer.  Scary ain’t it?

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Aubrey O’Day deserves a tribute. For what reason? People were asking me to do an Aubrey O’Day post, so I decided to cave in to their demands. No, this doesn’t mean I will pander to the demands of terrorists, but Aubrey fans aren’t terrorists. They’re fanatisists! They’re just out of control. They follow the lives of Aubrey as if it were their own. I would get bored following one celebrity, but they don’t. Amazing.