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		<title>Jessica Simpson, Disgusting</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 21:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ashton Kutcher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Biel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Katie Holmes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Federline]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Moby]]></category>
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Jessica Simpson use to make teenage boys all around the world excited, but it seems she is re-working her image. Tom Cruise is currently on a image fixing campaign, whereas Jessica is trying to destroy her own. Or she plans on re-emerging as the regulation blonde super-star after she drives herself into the ground&#8230; Time [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> use to make teenage boys all around the world excited, but it seems she is re-working her image. Tom Cruise is currently on a image fixing campaign, whereas Jessica is trying to destroy her own. Or she plans on re-emerging as the regulation blonde super-star after she drives herself into the ground&#8230; Time will tell. In the mean time, check out some of these links</p>
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<li>The <a target="_blank" title="Official 300 Trailer" href="http://www.popoholic.com/2006/10/05/official-300-trailer/">Official 300 Trailer</a> is AWESOME</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Ashton Kutcher is Jessica Simpson in disguise" href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/10/jessica_simpson.html">Ashton Kutcher is Jessica Simpson in disguise</a>? Really?</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Moby and Debby Harry does New York" href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2006/10/moby_debbie_harry_do_ny_ny.shtml">Moby and Debby Harry does New York</a>. I&#8217;m creeped out by this video</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Britney Spears in Q magazine" href="http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2006/10/britneys-q-magazine-shoot-taken-by.html#links">Britney Spears touches my soul</a> in this photoshoot</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Lost meets the others" href="http://www.hollyscoop.com/7678/2006/10/05/lost-members-meet-the-others.aspx">&#8220;Lost&#8221; meets &#8220;The Others&#8221;</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Jessica Biel in workout clothes" href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2006/10/05/jessica-biel-just-made-me-break-a-sweat/">Jessica Biel in workout clothing</a> and you can accidentally see down her shirt. Oops!</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Kevin Federline doesn't want his picture taken" href="http://icydk.com/2006/10/05/kevin-federline-doesnt-want-his-picture-taken/">Kevin Federline will fight you</a> if you take his picture</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Matthew McConaughey puts out fitness tape" href="http://rosie-demario.com/?p=1582">Matthew McConaughey puts out a fitness tape</a>, most likely focusing on tooth care</li>
<li><a target="_blank" title="Katie Holmes Goes to lunch" href="http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2006/10/05/katie-holmes-goes-to-lunch/">Katie Holmes goes to lunch</a></li>
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<p>Back to how Ugly Jessica is now&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Daily Catch</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/06/06/the-daily-catch-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 23:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ashton Kutcher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brad Pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jamie-Lynn Sigler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katharine Mcphee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Woody Harrison]]></category>

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Ashton Kutcher wants to be Britney Spears bodyguard (Velvet Hot Tub)
Janice Dickinson names names no one wants to hear (City Rag)
Katharine McPhee dates her grandfather (Im Not Obsessed)
Lady in red is the lady of my dreams Scarlet Fever is here (Holly Scoop)
Jessica Simpson at a photo shoot (ICYDK)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler gets a new place and its [...]]]></description>
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<li><strong>Ashton Kutcher</strong> wants to be Britney Spears bodyguard <a target="_blank" title="Ashton Kutcher pays tribute to Britney Spears bodyguard" href="http://www.thevelvethottub.com/2006/06/ashton-pays-tribute-to-brits-security.html">(Velvet Hot Tub)</a></li>
<li><strong>Janice Dickinson</strong> names names no one wants to hear <a target="_blank" title="Janice Dickinson names names" href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/06/janice_dickinso.html">(City Rag)</a></li>
<li><strong>Katharine McPhee</strong> dates her grandfather <a target="_blank" title="Katharine McPhee dates grandfather" href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2006/06/06/more-of-mcphee-with-her-grandfather-i-mean-boyfriend/#more-2702">(Im Not Obsessed)</a></li>
<li>Lady in red is the lady of my dreams Scarlet Fever is here <a target="_blank" title="Scarlet Fever" href="http://www.hollyscoop.com/blog-detail.aspx?BlogID=1344">(Holly Scoop)</a></li>
<li><strong>Jessica Simpson </strong>at a photo shoot <a target="_blank" title="Jessica Simpson Photo shoot" href="http://jocelynsspace.blogspot.com/2006/06/jessica-at-photo-shoot-in-nyc.html">(ICYDK)</a></li>
<li><strong>Jamie-Lynn Sigler</strong> gets a new place and its not mine unfortunately. <a target="_blank" title="Jamie-Lynn Sigler" href="http://rosiedemario.blogspot.com/2006/06/jamie-lynn-gets-new-place.html">(Smart)</a></li>
<li><strong>Woody Harrison</strong> is a hippy <a target="_blank" title="Woody Harrison is a hippy" href="http://hotmommadrama.blogspot.com/2006/06/woody-harrelson-is-hippie.html">(Hot Momma)</a></li>
<li>Could this be the first <strong>Shiloh picture</strong>? <a target="_blank" title="Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a messiah" href="http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2006/06/is-this-first-shiloh-picture.html#links">(Bricks and Stones)</a></li>
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