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Ashlee Simpson Has a Boy

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:06:24 +0000

Yesterday was a special day for Ashlee Simpson with the birth of her new boy. Wondering how exotic this time around a celebrity couple pulls off naming a child?

Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Thursday, and all are doing well, People quoted a spokesperson as saying.

The report did not specify a location, but rival tabloid In Touch Weekly reported earlier on Thursday that Simpson-Wentz was at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Bronx and Mowgli. That name alone encompasses so many different characteristics. For one, it sounds like when this kid grows up, he might be able to take on both of his waify parents with just an aggressive name as Bronx. However, the Mowgli thing is confusing. Why would anyone ever name their child after a naked Indian boy who runs around in thier underwear? I’m guessing that is something he’ll have to ask his father later on. I can only hope if there is anything that gets passed on from her mother, it’s not her inability to lip sync.

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Derek Hail — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:16:27 +0000

It looks like being knocked up is doing Ashlee Simpson good, mostly making her look like her sister Jessica. The patented cleavage with no bra look was mostly Jessica’s territory, but Ashlee is filling that dress out pretty nicely. Like two warm scoops of mashed potatoes, they would be a delicious meal at 2am when I am wasted out of my mind.

Ashlee Simpson shouldn’t sing

Derek Hail — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:33:48 +0000

Ashlee Simpson tried to debunk her “can’t sing” stigma last night when she went on the Tonight Show and tried to perform a song off her new album. You can literally count the number of times she was actually on key on one hand. What’s going to be her excuse? “I’m pregnant and wasn’t feeling good” or “I’m a talentless hack”. I’m leaning towards the last one.

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Derek Hail — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:59:39 +0000

Well Lookie Here. It seems Ashlee Simpson is pregnant.

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.

The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.

Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.

“We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”

Nothing to say like “My client is competing with Jamie Spears in the Shotgun Wedding of the Year Contest”? It seems like a perfect idea for VH1, those people will put anything on. So is it a bit fishy that Ashlee Simpson is announcing she’s pregnant within a week of getting engaged? Does a bear shit in the woods? The answer is of course yes, but pigs shit in the toilet. The More You Know. Doo Dee Doo Dooooooooooo!