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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Ashlee Simpson</title>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson Has a Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was a special day for Ashlee Simpson with the birth of her new boy.  Wondering how exotic this time around a celebrity couple pulls off naming a child? Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Thursday, and all are doing well, People quoted a spokesperson as saying. The report did not [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yesterday was a special day for Ashlee Simpson with the birth of her new boy.  Wondering how exotic this time around a celebrity couple pulls off naming a child?</p>
<blockquote><p>Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Thursday, and all are doing well, People quoted a spokesperson as saying.</p>
<p>The report did not specify a location, but rival tabloid <span class="yshortcuts">In Touch Weekly</span> reported earlier on Thursday that Simpson-Wentz was at <span class="yshortcuts" style="-moz-initial;">Cedars-Sinai Medical Center</span> in <span class="yshortcuts" style="-moz-initial;">Los Angeles</span>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Bronx and Mowgli.  That name alone encompasses so many different characteristics.  For one, it sounds like when this kid grows up, he might be able to take on both of his waify parents with just an aggressive name as Bronx.  However, the Mowgli thing is confusing.  Why would anyone ever name their child after a naked Indian boy who runs around in thier underwear?  I&#8217;m guessing that is something he&#8217;ll have to ask his father later on.  I can only hope if there is anything that gets passed on from her mother, it&#8217;s not her inability to lip sync.</p>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson pulls a &#8220;Jessica&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like being knocked up is doing Ashlee Simpson good, mostly making her look like her sister Jessica.  The patented cleavage with no bra look was mostly Jessica&#8217;s territory, but Ashlee is filling that dress out pretty nicely.  Like two warm scoops of mashed potatoes, they would be a delicious meal at 2am when [...]]]></description>
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<p>It looks like being knocked up is doing Ashlee Simpson good, mostly making her look like her sister Jessica.  The patented cleavage with no bra look was mostly Jessica&#8217;s territory, but Ashlee is filling that dress out pretty nicely.  Like two warm scoops of mashed potatoes, they would be a delicious meal at 2am when I am wasted out of my mind.</p>
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<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/04/14/ashlee-simpson-pregnant-knocked-up/">Ashlee Simpson is pregnant</a><br />
<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/04/22/ashlee-simpson-shouldnt-sing/">Ashlee Simpson won&#8217;t sing</a><br />
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson shouldn&#8217;t sing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson tried to debunk her &#8220;can&#8217;t sing&#8221; stigma last night when she went on the Tonight Show and tried to perform a song off her new album. You can literally count the number of times she was actually on key on one hand. What&#8217;s going to be her excuse? &#8220;I&#8217;m pregnant and wasn&#8217;t feeling [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ashlee Simpson tried to debunk her &#8220;can&#8217;t sing&#8221; stigma last night when she went on the Tonight Show and tried to perform a song off her new album.  You can literally count the number of times she was actually on key on one hand.  What&#8217;s going to be her excuse?  &#8220;I&#8217;m pregnant and wasn&#8217;t feeling good&#8221; or &#8220;I&#8217;m a talentless hack&#8221;.  I&#8217;m leaning towards the last one.<br />
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson is pregnant</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well Lookie Here. It seems Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28. Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday. &#8220;We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,&#8221; a [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/ashlee-simpson-is-pregnant">Well Lookie Here</a>.  It seems Ashlee Simpson is pregnant.</p>
<blockquote><p>Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.</p>
<p>The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.</p>
<p>Simpson and the Fall Out Boy frontman announced their engagement Wednesday.</p>
<p>&#8220;We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,&#8221; a spokesperson for the couple told Us. &#8220;Beyond that there is nothing to say.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Nothing to say like &#8220;My client is competing with Jamie Spears in the Shotgun Wedding of the Year Contest&#8221;?  It seems like a perfect idea for VH1, those people will put anything on.  So is it a bit fishy that Ashlee Simpson is announcing she&#8217;s pregnant within a week of getting engaged?   Does a bear shit in the woods?   The answer is of course yes, but <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O04ZUSDm9g0" target="_blank">pigs shit in the toilet</a>.  The More You Know.  Doo Dee Doo Dooooooooooo!</p>
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<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2008/04/10/ashlee-simpson-is-engaged/">Ashlee Simpson is engaged</a><br />
<a href="http://www.derekhail.com/2007/11/07/ashlee-simpson-is-human-again/">Ashlee Simpson is human again</a><br />
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson is engaged</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson broke the news that she&#8217;s engaged on FriendsorEnemies.com. (WTF?) &#8220;We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you [...]]]></description>
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<p>Ashlee Simpson broke the news that she&#8217;s engaged on <a href="http://www.friendsorenemies.com/">FriendsorEnemies.com</a>. (WTF?)</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes &#8211; it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it straight from us.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Would this count as a lesbian wedding?  This guy wears more makeup than she does.  Whats the deal with manliner anyway?  Why are rocker guys wearing it?  Does it add street cred?  I don&#8217;t see 50 Cent with makeup on.  It just seems like guys who wear makeup are trying too hard.  I just can&#8217;t figure out what exactly it is they are trying.  My guess is trying to be a gargantuan douchebag.</p>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson is Human Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson attended a Juicy Couture store opening on November 6th, 2007, but that is hardly news. However, Ashlee Simpson is beginning to look like a human again. The fresh look of under-the-knife healing is fading and her true normal girl characteristics are showing &#8211; not that it&#8217;s a bad thing. Unfortunately, surgery is similar [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> attended a Juicy Couture store opening on November 6th, 2007, but that is hardly news. However, Ashlee Simpson is beginning to look like a human again. The fresh look of under-the-knife healing is fading and her true normal girl characteristics are showing &#8211; not that it&#8217;s a bad thing. Unfortunately, surgery is similar to crack and once you do it once, it becomes an addiction. So what do you think she&#8217;s going to change next?</p>
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		<title>Ryan Phillipe crashes with Ashlee Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ryan Phillippe, who split with his wife of seven years, Reese Witherspoon, recently, was allegedly flirting with Ashlee Simpson at the hot Los Angeles club Les Deux. In addition to the supposed hours of flirting, Ashlee and Ryan allegedly disappeared to a private area for over an hour and then both emerged looking disheveled. According [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Ryan Phillippe</strong>, who split with his wife of seven years, Reese Witherspoon, recently, was allegedly flirting with <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> at the hot Los Angeles club Les Deux. In addition to the supposed hours of flirting, Ashlee and Ryan allegedly disappeared to a private area for over an hour and then both emerged looking disheveled. According to Female First,</p>
<blockquote><p>They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on.  &#8220;They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again</p></blockquote>
<p>They go great together. Both of these &#8220;stars&#8221; are in the process of a failing career. Ryan, who hasn&#8217;t made a good movie since &#8220;Cruel Intentions&#8221; and Ashlee Simpson, who hasn&#8217;t lived with Jessica Simpson in quite some time, are both doing absolutely nothing of note. So, while they bide their spare time, at least they have each other.</p>
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		<title>The Top 9 Celebrity Sex Tapes of 2006 That Never Existed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears Sex Tape: After her divorce, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One fake tape, one alleged sales attempt, and finally one press release from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor &#8211; for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given several undesired crotch shots and &#8211; upskirts. [...]]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: center"><img alt="Britney Spears" id="image3578" src="http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/britney-spears.jpg" /></div>
<p>After <a title="Britney Spears Divorce" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce-the-full-story/">her divorce</a>, Britney Spears was plagued by scandal. One <a title="A Fake Britney Spears Sex Tape" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/08/britney-spearss-sex-tape/">fake tape</a>, <a title="Britney Spears Sex Tape Sales Attempt" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/16/britney-spears-really-may-have-a-sex-tape/">one alleged sales attempt</a>, and finally <a title="Britney Spears Sex Tape is a Myth" href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/21/there-is-no-sex-tape/">one press release</a> from Britney and Kevin denying a sex tape finally ended this rumor &#8211; for now. Instead of a sex tape, we were given <a title="Britney Spears UPskirt" target="_blank" href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2006/12/britney_spears_crotch_pussy_no_panties_shot_picture_wrap_up.shtml">several undesired crotch shots and</a> &#8211; <a title="Britney Spears Upskirt" target="_blank" href="http://icydk.com/2006/12/04/britney-spears-and-her-birthday-upskirt-this-time-with-panties/">upskirts</a>. How unfortunate.</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Jessica Simpson&#8217;s Sex Tape: </strong></p>
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<p>Although Jessica once prided herself on high moral standards, she was not able to keep her name away from the dreaded <a title="Jessica Simpson's Sex Tape" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/27/a-jessica-simpson-sex-tape-or-scandal/">rumor of a sex tape</a>. Although this &#8220;alleged&#8221; tape was never released, it doesn&#8217;t mean people don&#8217;t want to see it. So in the mean time, how about some <a target="_blank" title="Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures" href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-simpson/more-jessica-simpson-bikini-pictures-from-cabo-001477">bikini</a> <a target="_blank" title="Jessica Simpson bikini Pictures" href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-simpson/jessica-simpson-sex-tape-001927#more">pictures.</a> (the pics may be from earlier this year, but does it matter?). Also, what if Jessica had breast implants? Would they look like <a target="_blank" title="Jessica Simpson Breast IMplants" href="http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/jessica_simpson_boob_job.htm">this</a>?</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Scarlett Johansson&#8217;s Sex Tape</strong>:</p></blockquote>
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<p>The rumor of a twelve minute and forty-seven second recording of Scarlett Johansson and an undisclosed man participating in oral sex acts <a title="Scarlett Johansson Sex Tape" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/06/scarlett-johansson-sex-tape/">surfaced in November of 2006</a>, but evidence has yet to substantiate. Although the sex tape may have been fake, at least she <a target="_blank" title="Scarlett Johansson as a Dominatrix" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/10/09/scarlett-johansson-is-kinky-a-dominatrix/">dressed as a dominatrix</a> with <strong>Dita Von Teese.</strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Sex Tape:</strong></p>
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<p>The audio tape was also <a title="Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Rumor" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1539">originally thought</a> to be Lindsay Lohan. However, as mentioned above, this audio tape has never been furnished, thus resulting in two false sex tape rumors. Thankfully Lindsay is the opposite of prim and proper and instead of a sex tape this year, she gave us <a title="Lindsay Lohan Upskirt" target="_blank" href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1748">several</a> &#8211; <a title="Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures" target="_blank" href="http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/lohan-is-flashing-fire-yet-again">upskirt</a> &#8211; <a target="_blank" title="Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures Part 3" href="http://www.celebworm.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-upskirt-again/">pictures</a>.</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Kim Kardashian Sex Tape:</strong></p>
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<p>This is the most recent <a title="A Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Rumor?" href="http://www.bossip.com/">sex tape rumor</a> is this particular one. Although there has been no further evidence suggesting <a title="Kim Kardashian Sex Tape" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/12/27/a-kim-kardashian-sex-tape/">this tape</a> exists, would it be a surprise considering she hangs out with <strong>Paris Hilton</strong>? As a way to prepare for the tape release, if it is released, how about these <a title="Kim Kardashian has Large Breasts" href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/12/15/bastardly-fashion-rating-kim-kardashian-nefarious-fine-jewelry-party/">hot pictures of Kim</a> to tide you over.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape:</strong></p></blockquote>
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<div style="text-align: center"><img alt="jennifer lopez" id="image3583" src="http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jennifer-lopez.jpg" /></div>
<p>In June, Jennifer Lopez&#8217;s first husband <a title="Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1028">threatened to release</a> a tell all book about all of the intimate details of their relationship and sex life. However, JLO made sure to stop it. At least she knows how to <a title="Jennifer Lopez Bends over in Bikini" href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1585">bend over in a bikini</a> to keep everyone happy.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Kathy Griffin&#8217;s Sex Tape:</strong></p></blockquote>
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<p>In a desperate attempt to further her career, Kathy Griffin joked about creating a sex tape with Dame Judi Dench. Although the sex tape wasn&#8217;t a rumor or an actuality, she earned a spot on this list because of the comical skit she created which can be viewed <a target="_blank" title="Kathy Griffin Sex Tape Skit" href="http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities/kathy-griffin/morning-moving-picture-as-long-as-she-keeps-her-plastic-surgery-out-of-it-kathy-griffin-is-fine-by-me-20060614.php">here</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Katherine Heigl&#8217;s Sex Tape:</strong></p></blockquote>
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<p>Although there wasn&#8217;t a rumor of an actual sex tape, Katherine <a target="_blank" title="Katherine Heigl wants to make a sex tape" href="http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/2006/06/07/katherine-heigl-wants-to-make-a-sex-tape/">expressed interest</a> in creating a tape to launch her career off because it has worked for so many other celebrities. However, after viewing <a title="Katherine Heigl is Scary" href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/05/04/katherine-heigl-tries-to-sell-you-the-crap-in-her-bag/4/">these pictures</a>, it would most definitely be extremely scary.</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Ashlee Simpson&#8217;s Sex Tape: </strong></p></blockquote>
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<div style="text-align: center"><img alt="ashlee simpson" id="image3585" src="http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/ashlee-simpson-victoria-sec.jpg" /></div>
<p>Ashlee Simpson supposedly was <a target="_blank" title="Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape" href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/ashlee-simpson/ashlee-simpson-sex-tape-000796">in a sex tape</a> but it was completely debunked and proved that the tape released was not her. However, at least she went through <a target="_blank" title="Ashlee Simpson's Surgery Endeavor" href="http://www.derekhail.com/2006/09/15/ashlee-simpson-lingerie-party/">enough surgery</a> to look extremely fake.</p>
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