Here’s Anne Hathaway, all dressed up for the Fairy Tale Ball, a benefit held in Paris. It looks like Anne decided to dress up in costume for the occasion and go dressed as the damn Corpse Bride.

I mean, Anne is an A-list actress. Surely she knows all about spray tans. Did she just forget to get one? Or is she desperately low on iron? It’s good to match and all, but your skin matching snow white silk is not a good look.

And that dress does nothing for her tits. Hell, I’ve seen middle school girls with bigger tits than that.

Looking like a corpse doesn’t do a damn thing for me. Damn, Anne.

Photos by FAME

For all of those old time fans of Judy Garland, Anne Hathaway or simply both, you will be in a treat.  Anne Hathaway is set to star on Broadway and on the silverscreen as the famous actress and singer based on the biography of Gerald Clarke titledGet Happy: The Life of Judy Garland.

“We are thrilled to have the brilliantly talented Anne Hathaway portray stage and screen legend Judy Garland. I have worked with Anne on projects in the past and have known her for many years. She will be a true class act in this challenging role,” said Harvey Weinstein, whose Weinstein Co. optioned the rights to Clarke’s book.

No word on whether Hathaway—a classically trained soprano—will lip-sync…or if she’ll provide her own take on Garland’s signature sound.

Also, there are some apologees being made to all of you die hard Wizard of Oz junkies.  There’s no word going around about there being any Led Zeppelin soundtracks.

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The proceeds for the night went to benefit the Trevor Project, a crisis helpline for LGBT youth. Hathaway, 26, was embarrassed when her price kept going up. “I’m blushing,” Hathaway said during the bidding process. “Wow, I feel really good right now.”

And those were possibly the very last words that anyone heard from her.  Following the auction, she was taken out back where she was liquored up to oblivion and was found the next morning with an asshole big enough to dunk a basketball.  Just kidding, but it could have happened.

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