Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Angelina Jolie pictures and gossip


Angelina Jolie Breastfeeds in W Magazine

Angelina is featured on the cover of W magazine in one of the many Brad Pitt porn private pictures he’s taken over at their temp digs in Germany.  In the mag’s interview, she also gushes over touching moments and let’s us in on some of the things they keep to themselves.
“I think one of the [...]

Angelina Jolie Sheds Fatty Pounds But Not Spirit

As the Western Hemisphere welcomes back Angelina Jolie in New York, I can’t help but notice the world’s greatest MILF might have a little more adjusting to do.  Even though she’s quick to shed the pounds after delivering twins, apparently the habits of a hormone crazy fat lady doesn’t die as fast when put on [...]

Angelina Jolie is Torn a New Asshole?

Rosanne Bar goes all out on her blog in response to Angelina Jolie’s silence in regards to which presidential candidate to endorse. Rosanne’s claiming she’s all into McCain but she’s not coming out with it yet.
She also mentions two of the other kids are Vietnamese and Thai (actually Maddox is Cambodian), saying their real [...]

Bodyguards Smash Rambo Paparazzi At The Jolie-Pitt Residence

Two paparazzi, dressed in camo gear, were found trespassing on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s property in Southern France. Unfortunately for them, they found the Jolie-Pitt security team.
The French Police reported that both sides are filing legal complaints accusing battery and injury.
Camo gear. Haha. They were running around Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt’s premises in [...]

Angelina Jolie is effin whacked

This video is from 1999 where Angelina Jolie talks about everything from S&M to heavy drug use. I’m not one of those that think Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman on the planet. She’s got buggy eyes. That being said, she’s probably nuts in bed. I mean NUTS. Crazy chicks [...]

Brad Pitt Denies Emotion!

“My looks alone shall repair the homes, eat your heart out Damon.”
Brad Pitt (that is the last time I’m going to spell his name correctly in this post) will be on Larry King tomorrow talking about Angelina Jolie rebuilding New Orleans. King was on point asking Rad Piss all the right questions. When [...]

Angelina Jolie was Shy About Nude Scenes in Beowulf

Angelina Jolie, who is nude in her upcoming animated movie “Beowulf,” has reported that she felt shy while filming the naked scenes. According to People, Angelina Jolie said,
“There are certain moments where I felt actually shy – and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation [...]

Angelina Jolie is Pregnant?

After Angelina Jolie canceled her talk for “The Flight of the Hummingbird” conference for personal reasons, Italian newspapers began suggesting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. According to The Sun,

Letizia Manjani, a spokewoman for the centre, found it difficult to keep the news a secret – despite her being under a gagging order.
She [...]

Angelina Jolie Filming the Changling, Is Extremely Boring

Here is Angelina Jolie filming on the set of “The Changeling,” which is set to release in 2008. Contrary to what I want, this movie appears to be a legitimate movie and not some flick where Angelina Jolie gets half naked and dresses in tight clothes.
That aside, this Clint Eastwood directed film could prove to [...]

Angelina Jolie Naked

Here are Angelina Jolie Park Avenue magazine scans and if you aren’t able to tell, she is absolutely naked. The only problem is there is a sheet in front of her nude body. I’m not quite sure what the text on the cover says, but does it really matter when you have Angelina Jolie in [...]

Angelina Jolie Got Fired

Angelina Jolie, who has been modeling for St. Johns since 2005, has supposedly been fired. Though the official reps of the fashion label claimed no decisions have been reached, OK! Magazine learns,
“Putting celebrities in campaigns is the biggest trend right now, everyone is doing it, but it didn’t work for St. John with Angelina,” a [...]

Angelina Jolie: “Get naked with me, and I”ll talk.”

In a recent interview with the Marie Claire magazine, Angelina Jolie revealed the answers to several probing questions such as “How Brad Pitt brings her out of her shell,” to which she answered..
“I don’t know how he does it, but…I talk a lot in the bath. It’s easier to talk when you’re naked…Get naked with [...]

Angelina Jolie to Extend her Family

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have already adopted three children, a Cambodian-born, Ethiopia-born, and Vietnam-born, are allegedly planning to add a Czech republic orphan into the mix. According to Starpulse,
“Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend the family again. Her maternal instincts are in [...]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Break Up

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly done. While Angelina was in New York for the “A Place In Time” screening, Brad Pitt was back in L.A. with the children. While this isn’t unusual for a Hollywood couple, according to the Chronicle, Life and Style mag reports,
“The whole time Angie was away from Brad, she [...]

Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston Back, allegedly

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been allegedly fighting incessantly lately, and Brad’s supposed way of coping with his problems was to call his ex, Jennifer Aniston. According to Life and Style Weekly,
“Brad told Jen that he missed being with a woman who was his best friend,” the insider says. In fact, he became so [...]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Newly Adopted Son to be Kidnapped?

Angelina Jolie, who recently adopted a Vietnamese child, Pax, was set to be the victim of a “credible, meticulously planned” kidnapping and extortion scheme by a group of people who are renowned for their previous child abduction plots, reports Life and Style. This group of child terrorists were set to kidnap Pax upon his arrival [...]

Angelina Jolie Exposes Vietnamese Child to Paparazzi

Angelina Jolie, who recently adopted a young Vietnamese boy, left Vietnam on Wednesday in a private jet. On the ride to the airport, Angelina and son were required to dodge hoards of paparazzi who were trying to take pictures of her new son. According to People, the increased interest in Angelina’s adoption led Angelina to [...]

Angelina Jolie learns Voodoo, will stick your ass with a pin

In addition to saving the unfortunate children of the world, Angelina Jolie has managed to find time to practice and learn Voodoo several times per week. According to the Chronicle,
Jolie has been taking instruction from a Voodoo priestess several times a week.  She has also reportedly purchased many other occult books and is touring the [...]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Save Another Life

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, while on their crusade to save the impoverished children of the world, have set their targets on a Vietnamese little boy. At this rate, they’ll have one kid from every one impoverished country.
I wonder how they choose which country to pick next? Is it a complex mathematical formula or is [...]

EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF JOLIE’S NEW BABY!!!

Ok so maybe I just copied the color off a Vietnamese person and sprayed it over a cabbage patch kid, it is as close as it gets. Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning on having another adoption. Jolie has been going to adoption centers in Vietnam and looking at new children to [...]

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Remains a Bastard

Over the last year, there has been an incessant buzz behind the possibility of a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie marriage. Most recently, Matt Damon allegedly said,
“Brad and Angie will get married by the end of 2007.  They’re not going to spend the rest of their lives like this.  It will happen naturally, something organic [...]

Angelina Jolie’s Mother Died

Angelina Jolie’s mother and actress, Marcheline Bertrand, died of cancer on Saturday in Cedars Sinai Medical Center while being accompanied by Angelina, her brother James, and Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt? Angelina Jolie? I could only be so lucky to be surrounded by the doctor on my death bed, let alone a Super Star. Anyway, I send [...]

Celebrities as if they were Porn Stars in a Comic

When I first came across Sinful Comics (aff)(extremely NSFW), I just couldn’t stop laughing. The nude cartoon drawings of these celebrities are so good. Ever wonder what it would look like if Brad Pitt had a gag in his mouth? If Paris Hilton hooked up with Lindsay Lohan? Keira Knightley and the Ass Pirates [...]

Does Brad Pitt Pin-Hole Condoms?

Shiloh Pitt, the world’s most awaited baby, was supposedly an accident. According to Dlisted, although Angelina Jolie didn’t want the baby, Brad Pitt was extremely interested in having one. Angelina allegedly said,
She said, “I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they’re not ready and [...]

Madonna Nabs Malawi Boy while Father Chases with Pen and Paper

Madonna, who recently adopted David Banda from Malawi, has raised several different issues of controversy about the adoption. First, the adoption caused an uproar among a child protection group, then she failed to give David’s father contact information, and now the truth is out about the legality of the adoption. According to the Chronicle, Angelina [...]

Angelina Jolie’s Death Threats Kill a Man

Angelina Jolie, while filming “A Mighty Heart,” received death threats, which were later denied by the authorities. However, in a completely bizarre and shocking story, a man, Daniel Carl Ryan, 31, believed his father was set to kill Angelina Jolie. According to the National Ledger, Daniel was not convicted of murder and was given the [...]

Angelina Jolie to Adopt Indian Baby

Angelina Jolie, who has been in Pune, India filming “A Mighty Heart,” is allegedly ready to adopt an Indian baby, increase her army of once under-privileged children. According to the Chronicle,
“A source revealed to Globe magazine: “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas.”
“Brad would prefer a boy no older than [...]

Angelina Jolie: Guilty Pleasure Pictures

Angelina Jolie, although she raises three children and travels around the world to do the bidding of some unnamed charity god, remains one of the sexiest women alive regardless of whether or not she is half-naked.

A Little bit of Gossip

Not Celebrity Related: What is better than celebrities? College girls making out.
Robbie Williams angers disabled groups. Pretty much the only group worth angering. Dlisted
Jake Gyllenhaal goes commando, lets penis flap in the wind. City Rag
Jennifer Aniston is Crushed by photographers, not Vince. Egotastic
Angelina Jolie is so hot she passed out. Hot Momma Gossip
Madonna has [...]

India doesn’t want Pitt-Jolie

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt who both have been in Pune, India over the past week filming “A Mighty Heart,” are now unwelcome due to their securities’s excessive use of violent force and threats. According to the National Ledger,
A published report written by Stone Martindale suggests the pair have become unwelcome in Pune with the [...]

Angelina Jolie’s Security Attacks the Paparazzi, Again

Angelina Jolie’s security supposedly roughed up another photographer after he gained access to the area where she was filming a scene for her new movie, “A Might Heart.” Gautam Singh, the photographer, claims Angelina’s security guard punched him and threatened him after he passed his business card to Angelina Jolie. According to the Chronicle, the [...]

Angelina Jolie’s Driver Evades the Paparazzi, Hits a Biker, Upsets Black Campaign

Angelina Jolie’s driver hit a biker while peeling off at a traffic light to avoid the paparazzi which were closing in on them. Jolie’s entourage/security, who are not strangers to abusing the paparazzi, decided to show off their carelessness by knocking over 19 year-old Mittal Riwat on a bicycle, but, thankfully he was not severely [...]

Lindsay Lohan wants to be like Angie

Lindsay Lohan has recently confessed her desire to follow in Angelina Jolie’s footsteps. No, she didn’t say she wanted to steal Brad Pitt, which I wouldn’t put past her, but she wants to do an action movie. Dina Lohan commented,
Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mother and manager, claims her daughter is looking for parts in films similar [...]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s tribute to Daniel Pearl

Angelina Jolie is to play Mariane Pearl, wife of the slain journalist kidnapped and then executed back in 2002 while he was doing an article for the Wall Street Journal. As mentioned previously, Angelina and Brad Pitt and co. are in India shooting the movie, “A Mighty Heart,” which is a tribute to Daniel Pearl, [...]

Angelina Jolie: Swarmed or Warmed?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, while being accompanied by Maddox - the super star - were in Pune, India prepping to film the new movie, “A Mighty Heart.” The trio were on an auto-rickshaw ride that kept getting swarmed by the public and the media. Each red light, the security rickshaw behind the celebrity rickshaw [...]

Angelina Jolie is too skinny

Angelina Jolie, as x17online pointed out, enjoys diet redbull while on the go. However, what they failed to point out in their pictures is the fact Angelina Jolie’s arm kind of looks like a tree branch. She definately needs to gain some weight, but I will cut her some leeway because she just had a [...]

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to be honored on toilet paper

A toilet paper company wishes to honor Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new baby, on their toilet paper package. They wish for the package to say,
The Star claims the manufacturer wants to make ‘Nouvelle’ toilet paper as a limited edition pack to celebrate Shiloh’s birth, and will have the picture of a [...]

Angelina Jolie derailed Tom Cruise’s Scientology train

Tom Cruise has attempted to convert Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Scientology, but Angelina thwarted his attempts. According to the National Enquirer, Tom recently called up the new parents of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to congratulate them and ask if they would accept a Scientology award for all the charity work they have done. The [...]

Angelina Jolie crusades to help

Angelina Jolie, who is recently had pictures of her newborn, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt published, is still on a crusade to help refugees around the globe. A thirty second message she filmed to notify the world of Refugee Day, on June 20th, 2006, aired one week earlier than originally planned.
Angelina is good intentioned. She sold pictures [...]

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt makes her debut

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt finally makes her photo spread debut. Not only is the baby adorable, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t look so bad themselves, which is remarkable considering the trend with mothers who just gave birth in Hollywood is to look like as if they gave up on taking care of themselves because they [...]

They did what, to who, when?

1 cat scares off several dogs. Not celebrity related, but if cats had celebrities, this cat would be it. (City Rag)
Jennifer Aniston has horrible foresight (Velvet Hot Tub)
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova are an item (INO)
Jessica Simpson is a mess, but is still trying real hard (Holly Scoop)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have something to [...]

The Daily Catch

Ashton Kutcher wants to be Britney Spears bodyguard (Velvet Hot Tub)
Janice Dickinson names names no one wants to hear (City Rag)
Katharine McPhee dates her grandfather (Im Not Obsessed)
Lady in red is the lady of my dreams Scarlet Fever is here (Holly Scoop)
Jessica Simpson at a photo shoot (ICYDK)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler gets a new place and its [...]

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt’s birthday to become National Holiday

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new child, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was born on May 27th. The politicians of Namibia are seriously considering turning May 27th into a National Holiday to honor the birth of the child and provide a tribute to Angelina and Brad. Minister Leone Jooste commented with regards to creating the birthday a [...]

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn - the break up

Vince Vaughn is worried that Jennifer Aniston is still being troubled by her break up with Brad Pitt which caused her to hold resentment torwards Angelina Jolie. The Star reports that Vince believes Jen should handle her issues with Brad and Angelina now. A source said,
He (Vince Vaughn) feels now that their relationship was the [...]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their baby

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally released one of two most anticipated babies of this year, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, on May 27th in Namibia, reported People Magazine. I suspect this baby will be the most attractive human being in the known world and will eventually be called the savior of Namibia. There will be little [...]

Lindsay Lohan is one step closer to becoming Michael Jackson

Lindsay Lohan was ranked third, coming behind both Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria, in Maxim’s recent poll. Angelina Jolie came in fourth place. Lindsay was ecstatic that she beat out Angelina. A friend of Lohan said,
It shouldn’t but the whole thing has gone to her head. She was raving how she’s now officially sexier than [...]

Jennifer Aniston badgers Brad Pitt for money, Angelina Jolie says fuck off.

[tag]Jennifer Aniston[/tag] and [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag]’s founded a production company, Plan B, while they were married, but after the divorce set in, the company cut her fee for the movie, “The Senator’s Wife.” An aide of Jennifer Aniston allegedly told Star Magazine,
Jen called Brad because she wanted to sort this wrangle out.  She is shocked that [...]

Maddox wants to be an actor

[tag]Maddox[/tag] leans back and relaxes for the camera man. Maddox shows he is a natural.
Star magazine reports that Maddox is becoming obsessed with acting. [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag] are not worried about his interest. Star’s source said,
Maddox acts for Brad’s camera all the time and he knows how to ‘act’ for the paparazzi. Since [...]

Brad and Angelina want Space

[tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag] released a statement to the press asking for space as they prepare for the birth of their child. They were quoted as saying,
We love Africa and to be here in Namibia with our family is very special for us. To the local people who have been so kind and gracious, [...]

Angelina’s Bodyguard Threatens Paparazzi!

[tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag]’s bodyguard sent a statement that he will put the smack down on anyone trying to take photos of Jolie, Pitt, or anyone. He was quoted as saying,
If I find anyone getting a picture of Jolie I will fucking smash someone to pieces. I’m not joking. I’ll fucking put someone in the [...]

Angelina and Brad consider Baby Names!

[tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag] have decided to have the baby in Namibia, a remote country in South Africa. The superstar couple recently told Samuel Sheefeni Nuuyoma (governor of the Nambian province where the couple is staying) of their plans. He was quoted as saying,
They are having the baby here [...]

Michael Douglas: Foot in Mouth!

[tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] has been talking a lot of trash as of late. It was recently reported that he was misquoted when he was talking about [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag]. The article, which appeared in GQ magazine, was quoted as saying,
I don’t know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold [...]

Brangelina: Heaven is in shambles.

[tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag]’s relationship may be in trouble. There have been some reports that Angelina kicked Brad to the couch, and other reports where Brad has walked out of the front door. The issue that the two sexiest people are fighting over is marriage. Brad wants to marry Angelina before the baby is [...]

Angelina’s foot on baby daddy Brad Pitt

Word on the street is that [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag] is putting her beautiful, beautiful foot down on baby-daddy [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and any future sex scenes he may appear in. Concerned over her own “aging” body, [tag]Angelina[/tag] fears the ever mobile Brad might dump her for a finer filly given the chance.
I would like to take [...]

Brad and Angelina tying the knot?

There is so much media on [tag]Brad Pitt[/tag] and [tag]Angelina Jolie[/tag] lately. They have been parading around for a while now and it is rumored that they will be getting married this weekend at [tag]George Clooney[/tag]‘s Italian Villa. At this point, there have been rumors of marriage for months now, so we’ll see if the [...]

Angelina to Star in Sin City

This almost came as a surprise except for the fact Angelina is perfect for the part. Now she can wield guns once more. Hopefully she doesn’t wear any clothing while doing it either and maybe if we’re lucky we’ll get to see Brad Pitt kick her behind a couch again. Sin City 2 is due [...]

Angelina Jolie - Really is Tomb Raider

 

 
She really is bad ass. She plays assassins and adventurers,she carried around a vial of blood to cement her love, she played a crazy psychotic woman who would jam it in her aorta. Then, now, MOST RECENTLY, she will fly in a plane while she’s pregnant. Let’s put aside the fact that its dangerous to [...]

Michael Douglas Talks Smack

In an interview with GQ magazine, [tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] recently talked a lot of garbage about Hollywood’s A-list: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, and Jennifer Aniston. I don’t really care for Hollywood’s A-list. I don’t really care for Michael Douglas. I really just want to know how big are his Man Tits?
I [...]