Amy Winehouse doesn’t look quite pulled together, but those tits she bought sure do look inviting, so I can overlook the craziness. Talk about some HOT sweater puppies!

I wonder: was she so high that she just forgot her skirt/pants or was this on purpose?

Let’s be honest: anything is possible with Amy. I’m not laying a bet either way. Sad but true.

Just focus on the rack and forget all the rest. This chick can actually sing, too. If she could sing and wear some bra top that showed off her tits, I’d be willing to watch. Hell, I’d PAY MONEY to watch.

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Amy Winehouse was spotted getting some sun in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil a few days ago. You have to admit, compared to how, um, skeletal Amy’s been looking for the past few years, this chick looks GREAT.

Those tits were an inspired purchase.

Amy even apparently did some performing in Rio, taking to the stage in a surprise appearance. Here’s how she reportedly did:

[Amy] didn’t collapse, flash her private parts or bungle the entire set. Wild, we know.

Go Amy!

Amy’s even supposed to be coming out with a new album this year. It sounds like she’s actually getting her shit together.

And you have to admit, Amy’s a damn good singer, so that’s some damn good news.

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At least, hard partying would explain why Amy Winehouse is practically humping the wall outside of whatever club/restaurant/establishment she’s at.

I really truly hope this chick gets her act together, especially now that she’s gotten a boob job. Between her voice (Amy really can sing) and getting to look at her tits and ass, she could be quite the singing superstar.

If only.

Well, Amy’s been looking slightly less strung out compared to how she was looking a year ago or so, so that’s something. Keep hope alive.

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Given all the shit Amy Winehouse has been through, I guess lighting up a cigarette isn’t too bad. Not that I’m condoning smoking or anything. I’m not.

Anyway, on to important matters: check out those tits. Amy’s made no secret of the fact that she got breast implants a few months ago (she even had to go into the hospital due to complications- ouch), but whatever she’s been through, it’s worth it.

I mean, LOOK at those tits. As long as they don’t cause any kind of major health problem, I say, go girl! Rock those tits.

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I think about the ONLY smart thing singer Amy Winehouse has done over the last few years was buy those tits.

You can actually, like, LOOK at her now rather than just recoil in horror at the drugged out mess she’s become.

I think it’d be better if the Rehab and I’m No Good singer would get her shit together and start making music again. Because in addition to having new, nice tits, the chick really can sing.

It’s a shame, really. I guess a great pair of tits can’t fix everything. Dammit.

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There are some rare occassions when someone asks an intelligent question that by no means benefits anyone.  Today poses just one of those questions.  What people often ask of Amy Winehouse is how she’s making gigs when it seems like everytime she gets one, she’s always messing up.  Well, it seems like the good people over at E! Online offers us some answers:

“When her shows are good,” my source tells me, “which they rarely are, but they exist—I know, I saw her at the Troubadour a couple years ago—they are amazing.”

“She has a rip-roaring voice and great stage presence, a great backing band, and the music sounds amazing live,” my source confirms. “Say what you will: She is talented. Like, crazy talented. And ultimately people want to believe in her.”

“Having her there builds a trainwreck-style buzz around a show,” my source explains. “Especially a festival, where no one gets their money back if one artist doesn’t show up or bombs. Ten great performances and one s–t disaster performance from her garners press.”

Well it’s true what they say, everyone likes to watch a good car chase, and especially a car crash.  I suppose a bonus in this case would it being the biggest one in history, and having it on home video to constantly rewind, fast forward and play to your hearts content.

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For those wondering what has this extended vacation in St. Lucia done for Amy Winehouse, here’s your answer: absolutely nothing.  Winehorse’s first concert for this year was a complete bust: her traditional drinking binge was set in full motion, a hysterical breakdown on stage, and it was all mixed in with a disgruntled, booing audience.

Amy – who is currently staying on the Caribbean island as she attempts to overcome her problems with drink and drugs and write new material – started to sob before collapsing on stage amid the jeers.

One unhappy fan said: “Amy could barely stand up, she didn’t know the words to her songs. It’s a disgrace. She was so drunk she didn’t know where she was. She’s a lost cause.”

One insider told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Amy was drinking heavily before the concert, she was really nervous about performing after so long.

“She is still very upset about Blake and was over-emotional. She is really disappointed that fans were booing her off stage.”

As I’d like to say, “You can bring a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it if they find out it’s not vodka.”

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Amy Winehouse made an emergency trip to the hospital after a fainting spell in St. Lucia over the weekend, and it turns out that it was just from lack of water.

Grammy-winning British singer Amy Winehouse was taken to hospital during her prolonged holiday in St Lucia after fainting, her spokesman said Saturday.

The 25-year-old ” Back to Black” and “Rehab” songstress was kept in for a night for observation after tests showed she was dehydrated.

Her British-based publicist Chris Goodman said: “She fainted at home (in St Lucia) and they took her in for observation, mainly to do with her medication to check everything was OK. They told her that she was dehydrated and needed to drink more water.”

Winehouse had been “running around” with a group of children before she passed out, he said.

While the news reports that she’ll be okay, it is still currently unknown if those children still intend to be her drug mules.

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