If I met a chick who looked like Ali Larter and found out she had superpowers, I’d do everything in my power to make her mine. Just that simple. I hear Ali’s about to be taken off the market (she’s engaged), but until then, I can fantasize about heading out to LA and sweeping her off her feet.

Hell, she could sweep me off my feet if it got me closer to her rack.

For Ali Larter, it’s tough trying to make everyone understand that you have class–especially when you’re showing up for the Obsessed premiere.  Crazed sex vixen ready to whisk away married men?  Nope, not tonight; Ali’s got class.  However if you were moved in any way by this performance, all monetary gifts of gratitude can be placed in her top which was inspired by those highway tolls dispersed all across the country.  Yeah, she’s got mileage, baby.

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Ali Larter, now universally known from the hit TV Series, Heroes, has several personalities including: webcam stripper, a Hero with special abilities, a dark side called Jessica, and a good side called Niki. However, in an undisclosed late season twist, Ali Larter is currently learning how to become a stripper. Now, although we have no idea what the official word is on Ali Larter, I’m sure nobody cares.

There are countless people I have asked about Heroes, and the universal answer from every one of them is, “I change the channel when Ali Larter’s character comes on.” I personally hate both Niki and Jessica and don’t really give a damn about what her character is up to. To each is own. [source]

5. Naomi Watts – Although it appears Naomi Watts stole a table cloth from Walmart, she didn’t look as heavy as Salma Hayek or as bored as Angelina Jolie. This is why she makes the list.

4. Ali Larter – Although she looks much better tearing people’s limbs from their bodies in Heroes, which begins airing again on January 22nd, 2007, at the Golden Globes Awards show, with beautiful cleavage. Does there really need to be another reason why she’s on this list?

3. Beyonce – Damn. Beyonce is tan, and more importantly, showing off her ass. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

2. Maria Menounos – She’s cute, shes stacked, and a complete disappointment. Not because of who she is, but because her dress is much longer than any man would ever want. Damn it.

1. Jessica Biel – In all of her manly glory, I can’t stare away. Just turn around. Please.