Clearly Ali Larter wants us to know she’s still got it.

She may have just popped out a kid, but she wants us to know she’s an MILF, not a chick to be forgotten as she moves to the soccer mom uniform of a spare tire around her waist with baggy jeans and sneakers to match.

And looking at that mouth-watering rack, I am thrilled to welcome Ali to the MILF club.

Hell, I think Ali should take it one step further. I’m sure FHM, Maxim, or Esquire would be MORE than happy to do a photoshoot to prove what a hot MILF you are, Ali.

What are you waiting for? You could be on the cover with whipped cream all over your tits: make us remember your Varsity Blues days.

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Ali Larter is one mom who’s clearly flaunting one of the great side-effects of being a new mommy: TITS!

She’s showing off that rack like nobody’s business in that top. Hey, I’m happy to watch, so this is not me complaining.

Her baby boy is one lucky little fella, getting to nurse from those tits. Hell, they may be the best pair of tits that guy ever gets. And he won’t ever remember.

Life can be a bitch like that, can’t it?

Well, I say, get this chick an acting role, stat! If it involves toplessness and whipped cream, ALL the better.

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Did you know Ali Larter had a kid last winter? A boy. As she put it while she was knocked up:

“I’ve got a little penis inside of me.”

Interesting way to think of it. True but still interesting. And oddly freakish.

But motherhood hasn’t wrecked this chick’s body, as you can see from the hint of very nice, full tit that Ali’s generously showing off for us.

I’ll always remember Ali as the chick with the whipped cream in Varsity Blues, but it looks like motherhood has only enhanced things.

Her son is a lucky little bastard.

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Did you know Ali Larter gave birth last December? Yep, she had a baby boy.

And here she is out doing some shopping.

Look at those tits. Ali’s baby is one lucky little boy.

Ali has made her case very successfully, I think. She is welcome into the MILF club with open arms.

Now Ali just needs to get another job. Preferably one that involves as few clothes as possible. Nudity sure as hell would not be objectionable (nor would whipped cream), but I’d settle for a role that involved online porn, like her first character in Heroes.

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If I met a chick who looked like Ali Larter and found out she had superpowers, I’d do everything in my power to make her mine. Just that simple. I hear Ali’s about to be taken off the market (she’s engaged), but until then, I can fantasize about heading out to LA and sweeping her off her feet.

Hell, she could sweep me off my feet if it got me closer to her rack.

For Ali Larter, it’s tough trying to make everyone understand that you have class–especially when you’re showing up for the Obsessed premiere.  Crazed sex vixen ready to whisk away married men?  Nope, not tonight; Ali’s got class.  However if you were moved in any way by this performance, all monetary gifts of gratitude can be placed in her top which was inspired by those highway tolls dispersed all across the country.  Yeah, she’s got mileage, baby.

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Ali Larter, now universally known from the hit TV Series, Heroes, has several personalities including: webcam stripper, a Hero with special abilities, a dark side called Jessica, and a good side called Niki. However, in an undisclosed late season twist, Ali Larter is currently learning how to become a stripper. Now, although we have no idea what the official word is on Ali Larter, I’m sure nobody cares.

There are countless people I have asked about Heroes, and the universal answer from every one of them is, “I change the channel when Ali Larter’s character comes on.” I personally hate both Niki and Jessica and don’t really give a damn about what her character is up to. To each is own. [source]

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1. Jessica Biel – In all of her manly glory, I can’t stare away. Just turn around. Please.