In news that is completely useless, NY Yankee Alex Rodriguez welcomed his second child recently.

His wife Cynthia, 34, gave birth to a baby girl in Miami on late Monday.

The baby — whose name has yet to be released — weighed 7 pounds, 2 ounces.

“We are thrilled with the birth of our second child and the blessing of having two healthy, beautiful children in our family,” he said in a statement.

If I was the richest baseball player on the planet, I think I would pick a hotter wife than this tranny looking broad.  I’ve lived in Miami, girls that look like that are a dime a dozen.  You can find one ten times hotter than that while you’re pumping gas.  Maybe he fell in love with her bulging biceps and strong pecs.  Or maybe it was her psychotic MySpace page.