Alessandra Ambrosio is as hot as ever here in the latest issue of the Victoria’s Secret catalogue.

Looking at this chick’s body could make a dude feel like he’d died and gone to heaven.

I mean, those tits are mouth watering. Look at those legs. I can feel them wrapped around me.

The only thing missing are some ass shots, dammit. Well, you can’t have everything. Just enjoy the tits.

Alessandra not only deserves her Victoria’s Secret Angel wings, but she also deserves her MILF status. Very much so.

Okay, obviousy I’d prefer to see Alessandra Ambrosio in some Victoria’s Secret lingerie, but the chick can make even jeans and a top look hot, as you can see here.

I mean, look at the nice, good look at some serious cleavage here. Alessandra knows how to make a button-down shirt look sexy as hell. My mouth is watering and I’m licking my lips, I kid you not.

Then again, that’s what makes her a Victoria’s Secret Angel.

This chick is just physically gifted. That’s all there is to it. I’ll have my eye out for this next Victoria’s Secret catalogue. It’s one of the girlie things I’m more than happy to get in the mail.

I have to admit, I do not share Jesse James’ obvious love of biker chicks. Tattoos, pasty skin, piercings through body parts that need no ornamentation (or make me wince at the the thought of getting that, um, ornamentation) just don’t do it for me.

To each his own.

But looking at Alessandra Ambrosio on her little pink bike is a whole different thing. A hot Victoria’s Secret model (and those loooong) legs on a bike?

I Am There.

I could hit that. And not run to the doctor afterwards to make sure I was up-to-date on all my shots afterwards.

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Now don’t get me wrong: Brazil is NEVER a bad place to go. NEVER.

But now knowing that all those Brazilian dudes get to fawn over Alessandra Ambrosio in their copy of GQ this month?

Hell, consider that damn airplane ticket SOLD.

You really shouldn’t even need to ask me why, but if you do: LOOK at these pics. Alessandra is rockin’ that rack, those legs and even that shapely ass of hers. Who knows: maybe Alessandra is still hanging out in Brazil. If you track her down, maybe she’ll pretend it’s Rio time just for you.

Heidi who? Heidi Klum may no longer be one of Victoria’s Secret’s angels, but Alessandra Ambrosio sure as hell is a nice consolation prize.

Actually, I wouldn’t call Alessandra a consolation prize. With that HOT body of hers, she’s a prize in her own right. Who wouldn’t hit that?

Alessandra manages to look equally hot dressed and in bikini bottoms. But next time, Alessandra, when you are flashing those bikini bottoms, lose the shirt.

Really. Don’t deprive us of the chance to see your girls in a bikini top.

You look seriously hot in your little bikini tops.

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This picture of Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio in leather leggings has made up my mind: I am flying out to LA and hitting up Every Damn Club in that city until I find Alessandra.

It would be worth the effort just to see those legs and that ass up close. And let’s be honest: you’d get closer to Alessandra at the club than you would at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (although I sure as hell wouldn’t turn down an invite to that, either).

Whatever the dudes paid to get into the club that night: it was worth Every Penny.

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A milestone event has just occurred. Victoria’s Secret taped their annual runway show, and reigning Angel Heidi Klum was not there. She’s quit modelling for Victoria’s Secret.

So this year, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima took over headlining the show. Clearly, Alessandra inherited the major set of wings. With that body, Alessandra is a worthy successor. You can practically hear what’s in this hot chick’s head, too:

Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out, Heidi…

Hey, I’m not hatin’. Heidi was (and still is) hot, but so is Alessandra. It’s not like Victoria’s Secret was left in dire straits or anything like that…

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I’m ready to get my ass to a beach RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW. Especially if hot chicks like Victoria’s Secret’s Alessandra Ambrosio are there.

I’d be fine if they were working, couldn’t say a damn word to me, but just went to work. As long as I got to see those tits, ass, and legs up close, I’d be a happy man.

I don’t know how crew members control themselves. All my work clothes would have to include baggy pants or really long, loose shirts if I worked with on Victoria Secret photoshoots.

Not that that’d be a problem. Let’s face it, there are far worst things you’d have to do for a job.

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