Alessandra Ambrosio pictures and gossip

Alessandra Ambrosio did a photoshoot for InStyle magazine. The article she posed for is supposed to tell women how to be sexy. Ignore the bullshit that men said about what’s sexy. I can tell women the honest truth about what’s sexy: Alessandra Ambrosio. If you end up looking like her, then you’re sexy.

Alessandra Ambrosio might be the proof for everyone to believe that tall skinny people can’t dance.  However, she seems to handle herself nicely at the Mynt Nightclub in Miami’s South Beach.  For those women out there that need a couple of points to not look like a complete idiot on the dance floor, just do [...]

Need a reason to head out to the beach this year?  Well, let Alessandra Ambrosio help you turn that pale yellow skin into a healthy tanned glow.  Brandishing her face in the swimsuit edition of Victoria’s Secret, I can’t imagine any other girl I’d rather see in a bikini.  I also can’t imagine any other [...]

Looking at these photos of Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Marisa Miller makes me feel like a teenager again.  Those days of holes in the girl’s locker room, only those lanky, braces wearing, pimpled faced bird brains have been replaced with beautiful, statuesque goddesses.  The only thing that seems to missing out of [...]

In yet another ridiculous law suit, a fat chick is trying to get some quick cash because she’s not pretty enough to dress like an attractive woman.
A California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret, claiming she was injured while trying on a thong.
52-year-old Marcrida Patterson — who appeared on Thursday’s Today show with her lawyer — [...]

I never fully believed that Alessandra Ambrosio was pregnant because she never had a bump of any kind. She was like 5 months pregnant and looked like she had flat stomach. Well, these pictures pretty much confirm my worst nightmare. That perfect body is ruined. The guy who did this [...]

Alessandra’s been hiding her pregnant belly with loose dresses and not wearing tight fitting clothes, which I totally appreciate.  There’s nothing worse than seeing the woman you’ve fired off knuckle children to, with a huge pregnant belly.  I realize she’s bending over here, but you can kind of imagine her pregnant stomach filling out that [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio hasn’t shown us alot of pregnancy curves…until now.  PREGNANT CLEAVAGE!  Alessandra is looking to be the hottest pregnant woman who’s ever lived.  You can barely see her huge disgusting belly, but her cleavage is in clear view.  Her legs aren’t all pudgy and look like melting mayonnaise.  Let’s just hope she doesn’t do [...]

Wasn’t she supposed to be knocked up? Where’s the belly? I thought pregnant women are supposed to get huge and unattractive. Alessandra Ambrosio can’t be pregnant because I still want to see her naked. Yea, her shirt is a little loose but I’m willing to risk the fact that there might be [...]

Why is Alessandra Ambrosio still working?  She’s supposed to be pregnant, not in a sexy bathing suit showing her ass off.   Pregnant chicks are supposed to be at home with a bandana on their heads holding their aching back.  Then when you walk in from work they yell at you for some reason and demand [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio was chilling out in a Brazilian Resort over New Years looking as hot as ever.  Unfortunately, she was also hanging out with what looked like a boyfriend.  I’m not going to show you those pictures though, it’s best if we always imagine Alessandra single.  That way, I can picture every way she can [...]

We can’t even read this, but does it even matter?
Victoria Secret launches their first ever “What is Sexy” list. Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart appeared to promote the list in Los Angeles, California. I was going to write some long winded response, but my feelings are summarized in one word, “Momma.”

Here are some [...]