“Al Gore evoking Howard Dean”

Apparently no one cared enough about the Live Earth event to actually watch it on television in the United States. In fact, it lost out to the animated film Monsters Inc. 2.7 million people saw Live Earth while 3.3 million saw Monsters Inc. According to the BBC, Al Gore said:

Put all of this energy in your heart and help us solve the climate crisis.

Or in the case of America, they put all their energy in their hand and changed the channel!

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“Madonna got there with her bus, which runs off trees and clouds.”

With the concert to raise awareness for global warming, Live Earth took off in over nine different countries. Artists traveled a combined 220,000 miles to reach the concerts while concert-goers left an impressive 1,000 tons of garbage. According to ABC News: Bob Geldof, the man behind the Live 8 charity concert had this to say:

Why is [Gore] actually organizing them? To make us aware of the greenhouse effect? Everybody’s known about that problem for years.

Well Bob, the 2008 election is coming up. Al Gore might run for President or he might just stage a military coup with his new found celebrity friends. I can see it now. Justin Timberlake: Head of Dance. John Mayer: Head of Worthlessness. Paris Hilton: Head of… head.

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Lindsay Lohan, after meeting Al Gore at the GQ Man of the Year party, allegedly claimed Al Gore was going to help her battle the media. However, according to the Chronicle, Al Gore’s rep stated,

In a statement released yesterday (07.12.06), a representative for Gore said: “I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests.”

The last I checked, Al Gore had his sight set on the presidency, not becoming a pr rep for an overrated actress, singer, model. However, Lindsay is kind of important. She has a following of young little girls who follow her every move. If we’re luck, we’ll have our 7 year olds asking to join Alcoholics Anonymous by the end of the month.

Lindsay Lohan’s USA Magazine Photoshoot: