Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Akon pictures and gossip


Akon calls T-Pain

So I’m not a big fan of Akon. He kind of sucks and it’s painfully annoying when all these rappers try to sing and put tons of effects on their voices to cover up their craptastic lack of talent. Thanks to the wonder of the internets though, we’ve now learned that it’s not [...]

Akon Pisses off that 14 Year Old’s Father

Akon, after dry-humping a 14 year-old in front of thousands Trinidadians, has been branded by the “Chaguanas ministry” as “atrocious.” Pastor Dave Alleyne, the 14-year old’s father, and the rest of the Chaguanas ministry are attempting to place a ban on public performance for Akon in the local area.
For all I know the Chaguanas ministry [...]

Akon Molests a Random Girl on Stage

Akon, just one 14 year old, but it don’t matter no.
Nobody wanna see us together, but it don’t matter no.
Fuck yea it matters. Here in America, we don’t have sex with children - even if its simulated. As a matter of fact, child pornography is pretty much looked down upon in all of [...]