Oh, yeah, baby, this is a way to get yourself going! Adriana Lima shows us exactly why she’s one of the most popular Victoria’s Secret’s angels.

Hell, if they actually sold the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, I’d be willing to buy that shit just to see Adriana model the latest lingerie for me.

Okay, yeah, I know I could get myself put on the list. I just don’t want all my neighbors wondering if I’m wearing something frilly under my suit. So sue me.

That’s why there are places like here, Derek Hail. I exist to serve… you. And myself. It’s win-win.

This photoshoot shows WHY Adriana Lima is one of Victoria’s Secret’s angels. From tits to ass to legs, Adriana truly is the FULL package.

This type of lingerie gives a man ideas, doesn’t it? After the fun of getting it off (’cause let’s face it- the lingerie sure as hell doesn’t need to stay on!), just imagine the vision of Adriana’s naked body.

And this chick has KIDS, no less!

Her husband is one lucky-ass bastard. I have GOT to get my ass into the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show next year. And the after party.

Hell, if I had to choose, I guess I’d go for the after-party. You might actually get to talk to an angel there.

Get the hell out of the way, Heidi Klum. Adriana Lima (pictured here) and Alessandra Ambrosio took over headlining the annual Victoria’s Secret runway show since Heidi left the company a few weeks ago.

Victoria’s Secret was left in capable, um… bodies, if Adriana is any judge. It seems completely appropriate to adorn this hot ass with roses, doesn’t it?

The only thing better than roses would be NO roses along with NO lingerie. A body like this looks best naked.

You know damn well I’m right, too. Although I wouldn’t mind adorning Adriana’s body with something edible, like whipped cream or chocolate.

I couldn’t leave her in that: I’d have to lick it off. It would be the only gentlemanly thing to do.

Photos by FAME

I’m just amazed the damn water didn’t start boiling when Adriana Lima hit the water in that bathing suit, posing like that and making those faces.

Look at those tits. Damn.

It should be criminal for a chick to be this hot. Actually, it should be criminal that a chick this hot isn’t with ME.

Wasn’t Adriana knocked up at some point? Like, recently? I’m pretty sure she was. If so, she has just shot straight to the top of my MILF list.

I hear she’s married, too. Talk about one lucky bastard.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

Adriana Lima shows off those legs and a hint of her tits. Hell, I’d buy her a crystal if she asked me while dressed like that. Wonder if you can see down that low-cut dress?

Especially if she also blew me a kiss. Does it get any better than that? I don’t think so.

Unless it were happening in person. And oh, I guess if she were blowing something else…

Hell, I can fantasize. And I know you sure as hell do, too.

Photos by Fame Pictures

It’s the beautiful Adriana Lima. Wet. Nearly naked. What I wouldn’t have given to be in the photography industry and gotten that job.

Make sure you savor these pictures. Adriana’s pregnant. I’m sure she’ll end up being an MILF, but all the same. Just appreciate her body of work.

That Marko Jaric is one lucky man.

Obviously, no one else in the world was trying hard enough up until Valentine’s Day to steal the engaged Adriana Lima from the grasps of her boy toy.  Why may you ask?  Because she’s officially announced she’s been married.

“We are so excited about our future together,” sas Lima.  “And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family.”

The pair, who want their next wedding celebration in Brazil or Jaric’s native Serbia, met in 206 and were engaged last June on Lima’s 27th birthday.

And once again, another one bites the dust.  We shouldn’t worry too much though, there are bound to be a ton of other Victoria Secret Angels we can all chase after.

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Does your week already need an extra helping of hot super models?  Well look no further than the pages that bind DT magazine.  Nothing like the slender figures of women such as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Michelle Alves and Raica Oliveira to make a body feel good.  Thanks to the photographer for making a cunch of excellent shots and the airbrusher for hiding any loose ribs.

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