Jennifer Lopez Slithers Like a Snake

June 16, 2011

Posted in: Jennifer Lopez

There’s something about short-short skirts (or long tops, like what JLo is wearing) and thigh-high boots that gets me thinking about handcuffs and whips (and a whole lot of fun).

The one thing Jennifer Lopez is missing in this get-up is leather. She went with snakeskin instead.

Still, you know she probably whips the shit out of that scrawny Marc Anthony before riding him like he’s a thoroughbred stallion.┬áThe guy really has nothing to complain about, even if her diva demands run his little ass ragged outside the bedroom.

Hell, JLo probably runs his ass ragged IN the bedroom, but there are worse fates in life.

Photos by FAME

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