Janet Jackson is Number One

Janet Jackson’s back on tour. Who knew? It’s her Number Ones tour.

Now, never let it be said I don’t give credit where credit is due. Janet’s body is slammin’. Those tits are works of art, I say.

Yet the shiny costume they’re stuffed into (along with the rest of that HOT body)… I don’t know. Makes me think of aliens or some shit like that.

Regardless, you KNOW every dude in the audience was praying for another “wardrobe malfunction.”

Hell, I’ll throw it out there: Janet, do another one of your virtually naked photoshoots. You’ll look hot. I know it. Let Jennifer Aniston know she isn’t the only hot chick over 40.

Photos by FAME