Rachel Uchitel Parties with the Stars

Rachel Uchitel is living proof: it PAYS to be a ho. I mean, what the hell is this chick’s claim to fame? F&#@! Tiger Woods? (Oh and supposedly David Boreanaz and a couple of other celebs, I think.)

Yet here she is with an invite to the Carousel of Hope Ball, a fund raiser attended by the likes of Jennifer Lopez, Tom Hanks, and Jane Fonda. Well, I guess if Paris, Nicky and Kathy Hilton could all make the list… but the Hiltons are wealthy.

However. My mother always said if you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all, so before I have to STFU, I’ll say: Rachel has one amazing pair of tits. Wonder if Tiger paid for them?

And I STILL say Tiger’s a greedy bastard for nixing Rachel’s Playboy deal because it apparently violated the terms of their agreement.

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