Hot Or Not: Taylor Swift?

Here’s country music darling (and Kanye West victim) Taylor Swift. She’s certainly pretty, isn’t she? And she looks like she at least has a nice pair of legs. Yet… yet… why the hell doesn’t it work?

Maybe it’s the vibe she sends off. Last year she said in an interview:

“I feel like whatever you say about [sex], whether you do or don’t, it makes people picture you naked,” she told Rolling Stone. “And as much as possible, I’m going to avoid that. It’s self-preservation, really.”

I have news for you, Taylor: ALL straight dudes imagine ALL the chicks they know naked. Trust me on this one.

And then she further spoiled the imagery with the disclosure that she never drinks alcohol or has smoked a cigarette. IF that’s true (remember when it came out that Miss Disney Princess Vanessa Hudgens had emailed execs naked pictures of herself?), then talk about a killjoy.

Well, Taylor, not to worry: keep dressing in shit like this, and dudes WON’T notice you.

Photos by FAME