Jersey Shore Chicks Snooki & J-Woww Know How To Party

Now normally I don’t think much of all the Jersey Shore hype that’s going on, but these pictures have made me reconsider.

Clearly, the chicks of Jersey Shore know how to party. That’s Snooki up above, drinking out of J-Woww’s navel. Deena Cortese got in on the action (check out the pictures below) and even the bodyguard (the dude in black) took full advantage (I’m sure he just told his boss he was keeping a very close eye on those tits).

You know that bodyguard was loving his job at that moment. Alcohol and J-Woww’s tits? Damn near paradise, that is.

Then you get the girl-on-girl action (take a look at Snooki and Deena tonguing each other below), and you KNOW the party was on with them, even if it was the middle of the day.

I may have to DVR this show. If MTV released an Uncut version of Jersey Shore on DVD, I’d buy it. And don’t roll your eyes: you know you would, too.

Photos by FAME