Britney Spears is Tore Up from the Floor Up

You probably can’t tell from the belly pouch and the tits and that seriously tore-up weave, but that is our Ms. Britney Spears.

I mean, I’ll give her a break on the tits and even the belly: the chick did pop out two kids close  together before her, um, problems started. She survived the assault of K-Fed. Certain allowances must be made.

But the weave? Surely this chick can afford a visit to the hairdresser or has Daddy left her that broke?

Her Dad is still her conservator. We should ask HIM about this attack on our eyeballs.

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