Lindsay Lohan Surrenders

So Lindsay Lohan surrendered to authorities today. Lindsay cannot pass go; she must go Straight To Jail.

But on to more important shit: LOOK at Lindsay. She looks HOT. I’m sure her fellow prisoners are crying about her being kept in isolation. I would be.

Check out that rack. Not to mention those legs. Yeah, I can see why the Inferno director is willing to wait until she’s out of jail (and rehab) so she can play Linda “Deepthroat” Lovelace. Lindsay is made for the role (physically).

Never let it be said that I don’t give credit where credit is due.

Photos by Fame Pictures