Meet Irina Shayk

Meet Irina Shayk. Soccer stud Christiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. If you can’t tell from looking at her, she’s a model.

Her chest may be a little bony, but it still looks like she has tits. Always a good thing. And look at those long legs. Not to mention the ass (check out the picture from behind below). Walking hotness.

Some guys just get all the luck. Christiano also had a son. The mother isn’t named. So Christiano gets to enjoy his new baby boy AND hit this (unlike most new dads, who are facing a LONG drought, ’cause they aren’t getting any).

I should’ve learned how to play soccer.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin