Ashley Greene Sizzles in the Heat

Here’s Ashley Greene trying to beat the heat, helping you beat the meat. I mean, she’s cool, with those sexy jean shorts and white, partially see-through belly shirt, but come on, I’m sweating.

The funny thing is, if a regular chick dressed like this, people would think she’s a slut, but celebrities get away with it.

What’s the deal with that? Does being a celebrity give you the right to walk around half-naked? I mean, I suppose I shouldn’t complain – it’s a beautiful site – but come on! If I dressed like this, with my luck, I’d get violated by a knight stick.

“No, sorry officer. I swear, I saw this shit on TV.”

“Son, turn around!”

I fell off topic… back to Ashley Greene pictures. Now if only that top would blow up just a little bit higher…

Photos by Bauer-Griffin