Scarlett Johansson Sparkles

Here’s Scarlett Johansson. She dressed up that hot body of hers for the Tony Awards.

We never see this chick anymore! And when we do, it’s like she’s trying to tease us by covering up. Why must you be so damn cruel, ScarJo? Don’t you know WHY you’re a big star?

Well, if you saw Iron Man 2 (and if you didn’t, then WHAT THE HELL is your problem?!), then you got a good look at ScarJo’s body in that Black Widow costume.

Whoever designed that shit deserves an award. And hefty financial compensation.

Photos by Fame Pictures