Cheryl Cole Comes Unwrapped

Here’s Cheryl Cole, looking like she’s about to come unwrapped in the dress.

What a lovely sight that would be.

I can see her tits and ass in my mind’s eye. Can’t you?

Oh, to hell with that. Let’s just introduce this chick to Hef and arrange for a Playboy centerfold.

Cheryl told Now Magazine that she argued with her stylist, saying she wanted to keep her “tomboy look” rather than get all “glammed up.” Obviously she’s gotten over that, ’cause Cheryl, you sure as hell don’t look like a boy to me.

From what I can see between the straps of fabric, anyway.

Photos by Fame Pictures