Is Kirsten Dunst Angling To Become A Vampire?

Now that Spider-Man 4 is off, maybe Kirsten Dunst is looking to jump onto the vampire bandwagon (thanks to that Twilight shit) and play one of the undead in a movie? That’s the only explanation I have for her corpse-like white body.

I mean, the tits look good, as does the rest of her body, but man!

Get thee to a tanning salon, stat, Kirsten! You’re too good to be in one of these damn vampire movies. And just let me enjoy those tits without wondering if Casper is one of your ancestors.

Photos by Fame Pictures and Bauer-Griffin