Tiger Woods Text Message: Does He Have A Small Package?

The Tiger Woods text messages are all the rage right now.

I’m sure you read them on other websites like Deadspin, but there was one particular message that interested me…

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Now I have one question for you…

Does Tiger Woods have a small package?

I mean, I know she’s a porn star, but unless she’s sporting a bear cave, it should be possible…

…Right?

Who knows. I might be reading too much into this. What do you think?

Tiger Woods Text Messages