Hail’s Luscious Links

Jennifer Aniston’s trying to say her new movie with Gerard Butler (The Bounty) is an action movie. Which would make her an action star. Yeah, right. Jen, stick to the comedy: you ain’t no Angie.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Jessica Simpson says John Mayer will “never have this napalm again.” Loose lips… – Moejackson
• Avatar and Terminator Salvation star Sam Worthington may also be Dan Dare, but not Captain America. Why the hell not? – I’m Not Obsessed
• Adrianne Curry bares her ass. Nice- my kinda chick. – Celebslam
• Kate Winslet’s back on the market. – The Blemish
• Lady Gaga needs a vacation. Can you imagine her in a bikini on a beach somewhere? – Yeeeah
• Celebrity name calling: guess what Heidi Montag’s name is? – CityRag
• Here’s a pair I wouldn’t mind seeing together naked: Joanna Krupa and Denise Richards. – Hollywoodtuna