Jessica “Sexual Napalm” Simpson

John Mayer may have been a major douche to talk about what Jessica Simpson was like in bed to a magazine reporter, but face it, you KNOW you haven’t forgotten it. Even Kerry Washington’s dog is ready to hump one of those shapely legs.

I’ve always admired Jessica’s, um, bountiful tits physical assets, and now that I know she’s talented in bed… damn.

Jessica can say as many dumb ass things as she wants know. I don’t care.

Sexual napalm.

Hell, you know you’re thinking it too, and it’s not like Jessica is helping us forget it any. The chick talks about it on every interview she’s doing.

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