Hail’s Luscious Links

Mischa Barton worked her tits AND her ass at the Oscars. I don’t blame her. This chick’s gotta work everything she’s got (and, let’s face it, T&A is all she’s got) if she wants to work again.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Carolyn Hennesy may be more, um, MATURE, but her rack’s still great. – Moejackson
• Corey Haim’s mother shares some details from his autopsy. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Justin Timberlake’s looking VERY friendly with this chick. – Celebslam
• Heidi Montag’s fired Spencer Pratt as her manager. And hired a PSYCHIC. I never thought Spencer’d look like the more qualified candidate for ANYTHING, but he does now. – The Blemish
• Jessica Simpson isn’t fat. She just has big tits. – Yeeeah
• Howard Stern needs to STFU already. – CityRag
• Michelle Branch got inked with a tramp stamp. – Hollywoodtuna

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