Maggie Gyllenhaal Wants Us To Know She Is NOT a Sex Symbol

Here’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. This chick has never really interested me much, but this dress does. It’s like Maggie just wants the world to know, for the record, that she is NOT a sex symbol.

She is a Serious Actress.

So she pretty much shows us her nearly-flat, saggy tits.

I get the message, Maggie, and solemnly swear NEVER to jack off to a picture of you. Now can you cover up?

Photos by Bauer-Griffin