Remember Paris Hilton?

Remember Paris Hilton? I think she’s trying to remind you of who she is with her impromptu photoshoot.

Tits would help with that, Paris.

Nicole Richie gave birth to some kids, and it seems to have helped her out, from cutting down on the partying to finally getting Joel Madden to actually marry her.

Awww, forget that. Just the IDEA of the spawn of Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt running around on the planet is too damn scary.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin