Hail’s Luscious Links

This photo of Bar Refaeli is a preview of Sport’s Illustrated’s swimsuit issue for 2010. It’s out today. Do you have your copy yet?

Once you can tear your eyes away from Bar, check out these luscious links.

• Tom Arnold goes for paydirt with Marisa Miller during a game of celebrity flag football. Can’t blame the guy. – Moejackson
• Charlie Sheen’s facing three court charges: two felonies and a misdemeanor. His attorneys are about to make some SERIOUS coin. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Kendra Wilkinson was in tears after Hank Baskett blew it. People think she was crying because the Colts lost the Super Bowl. I think she was crying because she fears for her husband’s JOB. – Celebslam
• Donatella Versace says only vegetables need to be in their natural state. Of course, you could’ve figured out she felt that way by looking at her. – The Blemish
• Megan Fox plays a prostitute in the movie Jonah Hex. That one’ll make it to my Netflix queue. – Yeeeah
• JLo showed off her cameltoe again at the Super Bowl preshow. Surely she can afford a second costume? – CityRag
• Marisa Miller has plumber’s butt. If all plumbers’ asses looked like hers, it would become a compliment. – Hollywoodtuna