Hail’s Luscious Links

Here’s Megan Fox, perfectly situated for the spanking she needs for doing Jennifer’s Body. I’d be willing to do the honors. Gently, of course. Or as rough as she wants.

Now check out these luscious links:

• DUI? What DUI? Stephanie Pratt is back out clubbing. – Moejackson
• Check out this Clash of the Titans trailer. I’m there, man. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Brittany Murphy’s husband has moved to the last stage of grief (for him): profit. – Celebslam
• Jersey Shore’s Snooki has nudie picks. Surprise, surprise. – The Blemish
• STOP THE PRESSES! Madonna’s dumped her latest boytoy, Jesus. – Yeeeah
• Another HUGE surprise: Lady GaGa had a nipple slip at the Grammys. I’m shocked it’s taken this long for us to hear about it. – CityRag
• Sarah Harding rocks a bikini. In the water. All wet. ‘Nuff said. – Hollywoodtuna