Hail’s Luscious Links

Looks like Scarlett Johansson gained a few pounds: her tits are back! Welcome back, ladies. I missed you very, very much.

Now check out these luscious links:

• Nadya Suleman (aka “Octomom”) did a bikini photoshoot. Nope, no joke. – Moejackson
• Dexter star Michael C. Hall announced he was diagnosed with a “treatable and curable” form of cancer. Get well soon, man. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Hugh Hefner dumps two of the skanks he’s supposedly banging. Smart move. – Celebslam
• GM is the latest to dump Tiger Woods. No more free Cadillacs for him. – The Blemish
• Jessica Alba says she likes her cellulite and saggy tits. Talk about sharing too damn much information. – Yeeeah
• Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore have a hot sex scene together in their new movie, Chloe. – Cityrag
• Aubrey O’Day nearly has a wardrobe malfunction. – Hollywoodtuna