Hail’s Luscious Links

This is Shakira, arriving at the Ed Sullivan Theater for an appearance on The David Letterman Show. I’m speechless. You can’t see any part of this chick’s body except for her damn  toes. And what the hell did she do to her hair? All I can think is that Shakira must have seriously pissed off her stylist.

Here’s to praying they patch things up soon.

Photo by Fame Pictures

Once you can tear your eyes away from this trainwreck, check out these luscious links:

• Carrie Amstutz is on the Kardashian show Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami. Check out her tits (or lack thereof) and you can see how she got hired. – Moejackson
• Could Steve Carrell and Tina Fey make what looks like chick flick shit (the movie Date Night) tolerable? – I’m Not Obsessed
• Kim Kardashian has got oral skillz. – Celebslam
• Check out this video of the Gossip Girl threesome. – The Blemish
• 90210′s AnnaLynne McCord is offering up Kisses for the Troops. – Yeeeah
• Is Tom Cruise resorting to lifts to keep up with younger/taller wife Katie Holmes? – Cityrag
• More sour faces by Jennifer Garner. – Hollywoodtuna