Kristen Stewart Struts Her Stuff for New Moon

The Twilight shit is descending upon us again. I wish Kristen Stewart was hotter, but at least she has nice legs. Something of a rack. Okay, I’m not sold on the Twilight Saga, including New Moon, but Kristen doesn’t burn my eyes out or anything. There are certainly uglier chicks.

Regardless, I know two things:

1. No one can convince me that scruffy dude Robert Pattinson isn’t hitting that, and
2. I’d still rather stick needles in my eyeballs than go see New Moon.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin