There’s More to Christina Ricci than Meets the Eye

This Flare Magazine photoshoot has opened my eyes to Christina Ricci. You see, to me, this is one chick who’s always looked more like a prepubescent boy than a chick. No offense, but it’s true. Yet look at this: Christina has tits! (Those bikini shots from a week or two ago didn’t convince me.)

She isn’t just the weird little Adams’ Family girl anymore; she actually looks like a chick. I’ll be keeping an eye out for more of you, Christina.