Hail’s Luscious Links

Avril Lavigne is on the market again. She even gave her ex, Deryck Whibley, the house. Not bad.

Check out these luscious links:

• Rihanna and Ice-T’s wife, CoCo, look like bosom buddies. – Moejackson
• Kristen Stewart doesn’t want to be like Angelina Jolie. That’s good, because she never will be. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Jessica Simpson calls Melrose Place “crap” after they fired her sister, Ashlee. Um, pot: meet kettle? – Celebslam
• I’ll never be able to look at the once-hot Ivanka Trump the same way again after seeing her likeness to Chaz (formerly Chastity) Bono. My eyes, my eyes! – The Blemish
• You’d think actresses could at least come up with good costumes, but seeing Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer proves me wrong. – Yeeeah
• Check out Penelope Cruz’s tits. – Cityrag
• I don’t know what Holly Madison is supposed to be, but the chick looks hot, I’ll give her that. – Hollywoodtuna