Paris Hilton Has Grown

I’ve been assaulted by pictures of media whore celebutante Paris Hilton just like everybody else (and yeah, like all of you, I’ve seen the sex tape), and all I can say is: where the hell did those tits come from? My how she’s grown, because I’d have remembered those. Well, she certainly isn’t the first chick to get herself enhanced for the cameras. I guess that’s what you have to do when no one cares about you anymore.

Unfortunately, even this probably won’t reinvigorate the public’s interest in Paris Hilton.

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