Gotcha! Sophie Monk Edition

Are my eyes working right? Is this… could this be the amazingly hot Sophie Monk? Looking seriously busted up? Underarm fat, tits squeezed together in a most unflattering lump, legs that look like twigs… this is the woman many of us jack off to? (Oh, you know you do!)

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. Let’s get real. Okay, you may be out exercising, but the best (read: only) talent you have is your appearance. So work with your stylist if you have to, but don’t let the paps catch you out looking like this again. Ever.

Oh, and your ass doesn’t look half bad, at least.

Photos by Fame Pictures