Hail’s Luscious Links

Candis Cayne has tits and legs. That works.

Photo by Bauer-Griffin

Check out these luscious links:

• Shakira spiced up SNL with her fast ass. – Moejackson
• Stephanie Pratt went drinking and driving. And got caught. Clearly MTV doesn’t select The Hills cast based on IQ. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Would you pay Kim Kardashian $25K per hour to host a party? Doesn’t that chick have money? – Celebslam
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden may have gotten hitched. After two kids, it’s about time. – The Blemish
• John Mayer wants us to know he didn’t kiss a dude. Next thing you know, he’ll be saying he was dressed in drag. – Yeeeah
• Nicolas Cage owes the IRS a lot of money. And I don’t think those cats care if you’re famous or not when the bill comes due. – Cityrag
• Audrina Patridge rocks thigh-high boots. I like seeing her tits better, although I wouldn’t object to her in a bikini and thigh-high boots. – Hollywoodtuna