Hail’s Luscious Links

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace just kicked back with the photographer. I need to become a photographer.

Check out these luscious links:

• Ashley Tisdale wears Reeboks out to Coffee Bean. – Moejackson
• Someone slapped the shit out of Leona Lewis at a book signing. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Madonna gives her latest boytoy an allowance. Wonder what he has to do to earn it? – Celebslam
• John Mayer threatened to sodomize an interviewer’s editor. And I didn’t think he could sink any lower than hitting Jennifer Aniston. – The Blemish
• President Obama’s salsa with Thalia got him the cold-shoulder from Michelle. – Yeeeah
• Check out these structures that are phallic in nature. – Cityrag
• Jessica Simpson’s turned into a sad sack. Well, at least she used to not look like one. – Hollywoodtuna