Pamela Anderson Scares Little Girls

While we might enjoy the sight of Pamela Anderson showing off her legs (and wearing a skirt so short she even flashes a little bit of her panties), the little girl holding her train doesn’t seem to share our enjoyment. You can practically hear the thoughts in her little head:

Please, Dear God, don’t let me grow up to be a middle-aged chick who’s so desperate for attention I have to show off anything I’ve got as I plunge into bankruptcy.

And hopefully she’ll avoid that fate. But you have to wonder: what parents would let their daughter near Pamela Anderson? Or take the “job” of holding her train???

Photos by Bauer-Griffin