Paris Hilton Double-Checks Her Boobs

I guess Paris just needed to double-check and make sure her surely fake tits hadn’t gone anywhere. I don’t remember her ever having much of a rack (or much of anything else, to be honest). If she had implants, then even Paris wouldn’t be dumb enough to think they’d gone anywhere. Something tells me she has some, um, enhancement in the dress.

If you really wanted to get more attention, Paris (as we all know you do), then you should have let them fall down in your dress. That would get you front-page coverage.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin