Jessica Simpson Shows How NOT to Hide from the Paparazzi

Uh, Jessica, I’m not a publicist or professional photographer or anything, but I don’t think a clear umbrella is going to do much of a job shielding you from the paparazzi. As you can see by the picture of above, you can still be seen through the clear umbrella. Because it’s, you know, CLEAR.

Just a tip. (Oh, and maybe you need new handlers who can figure these things out for you.)

Pictures by Bauer Griffin