Hail’s Luscious Links

Victoria Beckham really pops on the cover of Elle. Her tits almost look scary. That’s a first. She must’ve taken this picture before she got the implants removed.

Check out these luscious links.

• Yeah, Rod Stewart is old as dirt, but he’s hitting that, so I have to give him due respect. – Moejackson
• Spencer Pratt may not be a complete idiot, after all. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Kim Kardashian may let you drink her milkshake. – Celebslam
• Jon Gosselin says Kate was abusive. – The Blemish
• Madonna’s getting old: here’s video of her passing out onstage. – Yeeeah
• Tony Romo’s moved on. – Bitten & Bound
• Do you think Lady GaGa could use some, um, sprucing up? – The Superficial