LeAnn Rimes Forgot Her Pants

Now, I never thought LeAnn Rimes was the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I see this picture, and I just wish I could ask her, “Do you feel a breeze?” Between actually leaving her husband for some scumbag with a wife and two kids to leaving the scene of an accident (nevermind that she’s, like, famous, so people can, like, you know, identify her), I know LeAnn isn’t a genius. But surely even she wouldn’t forget pants or a skirt?

Well, I’m really just pissed that there wasn’t a stronger breeze to give me a real show. Hey, I never said the chick was ugly.