Five Facts About Heidi Montag You Probably Don’t Know

Don’t say it.

I know no one cares about Heidi Montag and her silly charades, but these facts have to be written about.

Trust me, they’re just too funny!

Heidi Montag is a Virgo

Heidi Montag is a Virgo (her birthday is September 15, 1986), but here’s the rub…

…while Virgo’s are typically feminine and introverted, Heidi had to buy feminity (plastic boobs) and she spread her legs for Playboy.

Quite the contradiction, right?

Heidi Montag is Probably Not Chinese…

According to the Chinese Year Chart, Heidi Montag’s birth year, 1986, would make her the year of the Tiger.

But it’s not all true…

Why? Tigers are powerful creatures and Heidi only has the creature part down pat.

Heidi Montag’s Big Break

Quick, what was Heidi Montag’s big break? If you said The Hills, you’re wrong! That show didn’t break anything.

Instead, it was her breast implants. Just imagine what she would look like if she put on one of her old bras… snap.

God Gave Heidi Montag a Messed Up Nose…

…but it’s a good thing for nose jobs.

Heidi Montag Can’t Sing

Heidi Montag released her first single, “Higher,” and it bombed. Most people would get the hint, but not Heidi. She released her next single “No More,” which I thought was just as bad.

It’s too bad she didn’t take the advice of her song… “no more.”

Heidi Montag Pictures

Without further ado, let’s just take a look at some pictures. She doesn’t do anything worth writing about, so we’ll look at her instead.

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