Introducing Carla Bruni Sarkozy, First Lady of France

This could never happen here in the States, but I can see why President Sarkozy of France divorced his wife (while in office) and took up with Carla Bruni (he did marry her). Look at the chick: she’s smokin’. Carla, you may remember, is a former model. She may be retired from the world of modelling, but obviously she’s still got it. I wouldn’t waste a minute if I got the chance to hit that.

And check out that ass. No need to hide, Carla. The French know why their President left his wife for you.